Greetings.
I know I only do this one blog post for the year, but hey, this is one of my only social media accounts. And I’m sure there’s at least one other person out in the interweb interested in reading my film year review thoughts. (Or not. It’s cool.) So continue on I must, and I shall until the year I die. (Or whenever I feel like quitting. Either one.)
2018 proved to be an ‘Eh’ year in film. I didn’t see nearly as many as I wanted, mostly because I went and got pregnant again. (Don’t worry, my husband was the sperm carrier responsible.) So I’ve been having to binge some of these in the new year, but I feel like I’ve seen enough to finally give my collected thoughts. So keep reading if you’re interested!
Movies Seen from 2018: 30
Movies Yet to See: 52
[NOTE: I won’t be including a Worst Film of 2018 this year, since the ones that could have been in the running (Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, The Meg, Rampage) have not been seen, nor will they be seen, since I’ve decided not to even bother. But it would’ve been unfair to put any of those down, so I shall refrain from passing judgment.]
Best/Favorite Film of 2018: Spider-Man Into the Spider-verse
PLOT TWIST! My picks for best AND favorite film are the same! That hasn’t happened since an entire decade earlier, when I crowned The Dark Knight as both, because obviously. And honestly, if you’ve seen this absolutely amazing film, it’s not hard to see why. This is hands-down the best Spider-Man film we’ve ever gotten, and easily one of the best superhero films ever. From the animation style, the voice-acting, the music, and the story, everything is pitch-perfect, blending humor with heart seamlessly. I was not expecting to enjoy this as much as I did, but I was completely hooked in the first 60 seconds, no lie. I’m calling it: Spider-verse is one of the best movies of this century thus far.
The “Hey, I Actually Saw the Best Picture Oscar Winner Before Everyone Could Take a Dump On It!” Award: Green Book
All jokes aside, I quite like Green Book a lot. I saw this with my older brother, who may be even more of a cinefile than me (but his opinions are not as good as mine), and I was pretty charmed by the whole thing. (He was not. Therefore, moot opinion.) Sure, the subject matter could be considered problematic, but it’s still a triumphant story of being true to yourself in times of great adversity, and I appreciate the more saccharine approach to the topic of racism than other films released this year. (More on that later.) And the chemistry between Viggo Mortensen and Mahershala Ali (who deserved his Oscar win) was joyful to behold. No, Green Book can’t cure racism. But the heck if it doesn’t try.
Wait, a Horror Film is Actually Good?: A Quiet Place
Sorry, Hereditary fans. I do not plan on seeing that film, ever. (I have a problem with Satan worship and decapitation. Oops, spoilers.) However, I DID have the chance to see A Quiet Place in the theatre … and I am so glad for it. The film’s use of silence and sound is incredible, and I loved/appreciated the deaf angle, since it’s a new spin on telling a story, and also because I have a deaf niece. It’s nice to see that community be represented in such a mainstream film! Emily Blunt also made me terrified of giving birth later that year, and I was genuinely scared in some parts. (But let’s be real, it doesn’t take much for me to be scared in a HORROR film. Even the more vanilla ones.) I’m very excited for the second part coming out in 2020; I’m crossing my fingers it’s just as good as this one.
Most Underrated Film of 2018: First Man
Seriously, how did no one see this? Damien Chazelle is an impressive filmmaker, and I’ve loved his previous outings in Whiplash and La La Land. I loved the aesthetic of this film, which plays like it was made in the ’60s; you can tell it was done with film, and the music sounds like it took inspiration from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Regrettably, I didn’t get a chance to see this in the theatre, but maybe that’s for the best, since some scenes made my neck hurt. I appreciated Chazelle’s attempts to truly immerse the audience in what the launches really felt like for these astronauts, and it was a very bold move not to paint the Armstrong’s marital relationship in rose-tinted glasses. These are real people with real problems, and space can’t fix them.
Most Overrated Film of 2018: Crazy Rich Asians
Look, I’m all for minorities getting their day in the sun with film representation. It’s amazing the strides Hollywood continues to make to get to this point. But honestly? These minorities deserve better. Crazy Rich Asians is a fine film, but its cliche plot is disappointing. Give these people new and interesting material to work with, not just some run-of-the-mill stories that could easily be made by an all-white cast. (Also, do the same for Black Panther, which is basically The Lion King retold through superheroes.) The only bright spots of this film were the costumes and Awkwafina’s hilarious performance. Thank goodness she’ll be in a much more intriguing-sounding film this year, Sundance’s The Farewell. Those are the kind of stories they deserve.
Seriously, Star Wars Fans, MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!: Solo – A Star Wars Story
Between Star Wars fans pitching fits about The Last Jedi’s subversive plots (get over it already, jeez) and whining about Solo’s “boring” storytelling, there is honestly no pleasing these people. I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed the crap out of Solo. Admittedly it felt more like a “Star Wars movie” than Last Jedi did (which I’m still not mad about at all, so don’t come at me), but that’s the charm to it! I was completely entertained the whole 2 hour 15 minute runtime; I thought Alden Ehrenreich was a good Han Solo; and the more I watch these newer Star Wars films, the more I’m beginning to realize I would be one of the sassy droids in that universe. Don’t take this stuff too seriously, guys — it just makes the rest of us fans look like jerks, too.
The Comeback Year in Animation: Isle of Dogs
It is SO NICE to see quality animated films again. Between above-mentioned Spiderverse, Pixar’s hilarious Incredibles 2, and Disney’s solid Ralph Breaks the Internet, it’s been a heck of a year for animation. But the standout was definitely Wes Anderson’s Isle of Dogs, his stop-motion followup to 2009’s equally excellent Fantastic Mr Fox. The animation is jaw-dropping, the voice cast is a dream, and the humor is just gut-busting. And the fact that it takes place in Japan just adds the icing, since I’m slightly obsessed with the country. 5 minutes into watching this, my husband and I agreed we needed to get this on Blu-Ray. Wes Anderson could do stop-motion films for the rest of his career, and I’d be totally on board.
It Took 118-ish Years to Get a Film That EVERYONE Should See: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Along with RBG and Three Identical Strangers (and the other docs I haven’t seen yet, LOL), it’s been awesome to see so many documentaries getting so much attention among the blockbusters and indie darlings. And obviously, Won’t You Be My Neighbor? reigns supreme. I grew up watching “Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood,” but I learned so much more about how Fred Rogers created and essentially ran the whole production. And there’s so much goodness to his mission; he truly was ahead of his time, and we all can still strive to profess the same message of love, acceptance, kindness, and service. Seriously, if you haven’t seen this yet, WATCH IT NOW.
Most Disappointing Film of 2018: BlackkKlansman
Granted, this is my first official outing into a Spike Lee joint, and don’t get me wrong, the man is talented at his craft. However, the overall flow of BlackkKlansman just didn’t really work for me. One part wanting to be evocative of ’70s “blacksploitation” films, and another part starkly bleak and heavy-handed, I understand he wanted to blend these 2 overarching points into one cohesive film. It’s funny, and devastatingly raw, and the true story is INSANE … but I wish it would’ve been more smoothly executed. Kudos to the truly terrifying displays of racism in the KKK; and major kudos to John David Washington (aka, Baby Denzel), Topher Grace (the fact that he plays smarmy David Duke so well MUST mean he’s a very nice person IRL), and forever boyfriend Adam Driver (who totally deserved his Oscar nod, HOLLA) for their performances.
The “HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAAP, HOLY CRAAAP” Award: Mission Impossible – Fallout
So I went to CinemaCon last year with the Cinemast team, and during Paramount’s presentation of Fallout, Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie broke down the HALO jump sequence down for us in attendance. And my heck … it was unbelievable. That stunt, combined with every other INSANE stunt in the film, is what really makes this Mission Impossible outing the best of the franchise, hands down. Whatever your feelings may be about Tom Cruise, you gotta give it to the guy for doing his own work. He’s probably gonna die one of these days doing one. What a way to go. (Also, shout-out to Henry Cavill for being the only man in existence who can pull off a mustache and NOT look like a pedophile.)
Thank You For Bringing Back My Childhood, Disney: Mary Poppins Returns
I saw this earlier in January with Mam, and it was one of those times where I couldn’t stop smiling throughout the entire runtime. I LOVE THIS FILM SO MUCH. From Emily Blunt being adorably sociopathic as Mary Poppins, to the music and songs, to the costumes (I want all her outfits, dangit!!), to hearing Lin-Manuel Miranda doing his Hamilton bit in “The Cover is Not the Book,” watching this brings me so much happiness to my soul. It’s giving La La Land a run for its money as the “Sunshine In Movie Form” department.
Ultimate Nerd Comfort Food in Film Form: Ready Player One
Is it gimmicky, glorified fan service? Yes. Do I give one banana about this fact? NO WAY. Ready Player One is probably the film from last year that I’ve rewatched the most so far, and honestly, can you blame my nerdy-girl heart? Spielberg really hit it out of the park with this film, and all the callbacks of my millennial childhood — the Dolorean! Gundam! THE IRON FREAKING GIANT!!! — feed into the fits of giggles I have whenever I watch this overloaded venture into virtual reality. Plus, I need more Mark Rylance and Ben Mendelsohn in my life, always.
Okay, It Took Me an Hour to Appreciate This: Roma
For the first hour of Roma … I didn’t get the hype. I turned it off and came back to it a couple days later. And then I understood. Watching Cleo’s journey as a housemaid to a family going through divorce, while she’s pregnant with a one-time boyfriend’s child, is so intimate and quiet, I felt like I was watching real life. The cinematography is just spectacular, and Yalitza Aparicio’s performance transcends just playtime for two hours. The small instance of violence, and the scene that follows right after (which I won’t spoil) is so heartbreaking. It may not be a film for everyone, but for those interested in what the hype is all about, Alfonso Cuarón’s still got the touch. Give it a watch.
Best Performance in an Otherwise Meh Film: Bohemian Rhapsody
Queen’s music basically defines my senior year of high school. My friends and I listened to them (and Elton John, and the Beatles, and Bob Marley, and Led Zeppelin) a ton through that year, and it was a blast. Watching Bohemian Rhapsody, however … not so much. This film has divided my family: some of them really love it, and the rest of us just let out a collective “MEH”. But one thing we can all agree on is Rami Malek’s out of body performance as Freddie Mercury. I say out of body because clearly the soul of Mercury (RIP) took possession of Malek during filming and propelled him into the performance that won him an Oscar. Rightly so. Watch this just for Malek/Mercury. It’s truly outstanding.
Most Anticipated Film I Still Need to See From 2018: A Star is Born
This beats out Wildlife, Can You Ever Forgive Me?, The Favourite, If Beale Street Could Talk, and First Reformed for the top spot in What I Need To Watch NOW. A Star is Born is not a new story; the film’s been done 3 times before now (1937, 1954, 1976). But it’s a familiar tale that still manages to stay relevant throughout the passing years, and I’d like to see what new things have been brought to the table. Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga really seem to give it their all, and I’m shamelessly attracted to “Shallow” (though it ultimately feels like an incomplete song). Hopefully I can knock this off my list soon.
Paul Rudd Appreciation, Part II: Paul Rudd
Oh, Paul Rudd. Did you find the Fountain of Youth on Beaver Mountain? Because, honey, you don’t look a day past 35. Can we all just give this man a communal hug and “National Treasure of the Century” award? He’s such a joy to watch in Ant-Man and the Wasp, and he’s only getting better as he ages. Could he still be playing Scott Lang in 10 years? Why not. The man’s figured out time travel, after all. He could do this for another 40 years.
Bringing the Feels Back To My Cold, Dead Heart: Elsie Fisher
I watched Eighth Grade awhile ago and was pleasantly surprised by how good it is. (Because I’m lame. I’ll own up to it.) Elsie Fisher in particular is SO GOOD in this. She actually made me care about youths, and I hardly ever do anymore, because I’m secretly Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino, only about teenagers. But Fisher really made me feel for her character’s struggles, and also very fearful about what the world will be like when my own kids are that age. We must protect them — and Fisher — at all costs.
Well, He’s Definitely Dying in the Sequel: Robert Downey, Jr.
… yep, I called it. RDJ, you’re MARVEL-ous (I’m so sorry). I can’t wait to see where you’ll go now.
The Woman Who Made Me Simultaneously Excited/Terrified to Be a Mom Again: Emily Blunt
I wouldn’t recommend watching A Quiet Place before you’re about to give birth. Granted, I didn’t KNOW I was pregnant at the time I saw this in the theatre … but I watched it again around Halloween, and I started to get nervous. But Emily Blunt is just astounding in the role, and I decided, if SHE could deliver a baby in a bathtub, by herself, while an alien was trying to kill her, then I could certainly deliver mine 2 months later in a hospital, with my husband by my side, with no threat of aliens trying to invade. So thank you, Emily Blunt. It’s all thanks to you that I was able to get my daughter here without any fear.
Favorite Soundtrack: First Man (Justin Hurwitz)
Best Movie Line of 2018: “There’s no law saying best friends have to have the same dream.” – Ralph Breaks the Internet
Funniest Movie Line: “We’re a little team. Me as the teacher who can still do it, you as the student who can do it, just not as good. I’m proud of us!” – Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse
Saddest Movie Line: “He will sometimes send you funny emails. He prefers spaghetti over penne. Have you seen my son? Have you seen my beautiful boy? Tell him I miss him.” – Beautiful Boy
Most Powerful Movie Line: “The greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they’re loved and capable of loving.” – Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
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